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[Throughout the recorded message, music from Phantom of the Opera can be heard in the background.]

Sorry, it looks like I missed your call. Just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

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Happy Holiday from Zodiac!

Congratulations! You've been specially selected to take part in our first annual Secret Santa holiday gift exchange! 🎁

This year, you'll be giving a gift to Ghaleon! Please try to find a nice gift for them by December 25th! And remember, Secret Santa always works best when it's a surprise!

We highly recommend you participate, as no one wants to suffer on the holidays!

Thank you, and enjoy the season! ☃️

[As usual, any replies will receive no response from Zodiac]

[On Christmas Day there will be a package delivered to Moxxie with something anyone can use during winter. A very warm glove, hat and scarf set along with an assorted warm drinks mixed set containing coffee, tea and hot chocolate mixes.

Along with it a card that reads: "My thanks for your assistance during the incident with Willow. I pray my gifts are of some use to you. May your holiday be merry."

Hey, he's earnest if nothing else but he kind of got the Secret part off. Oh well.]

[He sends back a message over the network.]

Thank you for all of this! I'll definitely enjoy it.

[Zulius has no idea that Moxxie can come back from death. He didn't get THAT memo, but a promise is a promise and you keep promises. He might be a little choked up at the start because he's genuinely upset his friend died. ]

I told you not to flunking die. I SPECIFICALLY asked you to not do that and you big fat did it anyway!!! I warned you this would happen, you only have yourself to blame.

Hotgoss has attached an audio file.

[As warned, Zulius will just keep sending these over and over again until Moxxie's message system runs out of space. That's what you GET ]

[SOMEONE'S been in the library and he needs to share this with his oldest friend. It's important.]

Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats in that magic library place. You know, pre that skank ruining everything. You should come watch it! We look so good.

Ooh, where I'm still human?

[Obviously, since he hasn't been in anything since changing.]

I'm coming by, I have to see it!

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YAAAAAAAAS! It's AMAZING.

You seriously do! Give yourself a little treat, you deserve it!! I'll grab you some popcorn.

[For Moxxie's Secret Santa, Yasuho's pulled together the few advantages she has as a University Student to create a cookbook! It's been bound with a standard plastic comb, printed on the appropriate paper, but there's a reason she did this;

It's a cleaned up compilation of a number of coffee based recipes; ranging from the expected drinks and desserts, to things like coffee marinade! It's a COFFEE COOKBOOK!

Sure she got the recipes online, but now they're all right here, without someone's life story in front of every single one. (though she does include the sources under each recipe. It's only fair.)

Happy Holidays, Moxxie!]

[He'll love it! It's definitely worth it just so he doesn't have to endlessly scroll through a massive origin story just to find the actual recipes.]

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UN: Zodiac; 12/1

Backdated, 12/25. Secret Santa, sorry it's so late!!

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SECRET SANTA! the idea came fast so,

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